A New Life for the Riding-Crop-Handle Maker; Sarah Lawson reminds us of a popular account of an immigrant’s experience which has – perhaps undeservedly – fallen out of the public eye
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Now, when our minds are on refugees and immigrants, it is a good time to remember George Papashvily (1898-1978). George arrived – rather appropriately, from Georgia – in 1920s New York to start a new life in the New World. Before he got established in this country where ‘anything can happen’, he had numerous adventures and misadventures. He married Helen Waite, who was already a writer and helped George record his story in his own endearingly faulty English. Anything Can Happen was first published in the US in 1945 and quickly became a minor classic. Their wedding is described in an early chapter and Helen is forever after called Helena Gerbertovna, because her father’s name was apparently Herbert. This Russian patronymic extends to one of Helen’s friends, Kathleen Patrickovna.
George and Helen collaborated on other books, but nothing else quite approached these twenty tales of the decent but hapless Georgian immigrant. Their heart-warming series of stories spoke to an American readership that wanted to hear the success stories of new arrivals. Along the way George notices that ‘everybody is a foreigner. Only difference, some came early and some came late.’
Anything Can Happen opens with the boat arriving in New York harbour. George has spent all his money for food on board the ship and now has nothing to show the immigration officials. Before he can reach them, however, a recent immigrant comes to sell hats to the new arrivals. He persuades George that now as a soon-to-be American resident, he cannot possibly wear his lamb’s wool Georgian hat; no, because real Americans, like train drivers for example, wear these excellent striped caps, and if he wears one of these he will blend right in. So George trades his fine Astrakhan hat for a cheap cotton cap, and the generous cap seller even throws in a dollar.
At an employment agency George is asked what he can do. He specialises in decorative leather-working, in particular crop handles. But his father wisely insisted that he should have a second trade as a back-up, so he also makes swords.
His first job is as a dishwasher in a Russian restaurant. After breaking some glasses and eating some unauthorised caviar, he is homeless and jobless. Camping out for the night in a park, he is awakened by the lights of a stalled car. When George gets it started, the owner offers him a job and a bed for the night. ‘I have lived one whole day in America and – just like they say – America is a country where anything, anything at all can happen.’
The most famous story—or anyway the one I remember most clearly—is ‘Yes, Your Honesty’ about George’s court appearance. He is with some other Eastern European friends on a Sunday when the men decide to pick flowers for their girlfriends. A flowering tree is handy and so the others set about breaking off the branches to make bouquets. George objects that it is public property, but to no avail. He is told to hold a bunch of these flowers just as a policeman approaches and hands out fines for defacing public property. The others decide that it will be cheaper for them to pay the fine than to miss a day’s work, but George maintains that he is innocent and it would be dishonest to admit his guilt and pay the fine. His friend Sergei tells him it’s nothing.
. ‘Nothing! I lived my whole life at home and I was never in trouble. Now I’m six months in
. America and I’m a crook. Nothing, you think? How my father likes to hear such kind of news?
. Arrested. What will our village say? The first man from Kobiankari ever comes in the U.S.A.—
. for what? To go to prison!’
At first he is told to go to a ‘fixer’, a man with knowledge and influence who can sort things out for him. The fixer, hearing that George is in trouble with the police, says, ‘No doubt you’re a foreigner.’
. ‘“In the U.S.A. I am, yes,” I said.’
In court George explains to the judge that he is not guilty of breaking branches, and that his friends all pleaded guilty to avoid losing a day’s pay. The judge asks him why he didn’t do that, too.
. ‘Because if I’m guilty I admit it, but if I’m not guilty, no man gonna make me say I am.
. Just as much a lie to say you guilty when you not as to say you innocent if you did wrong.’
After a few more exchanges the judge sees the basic decency of the young foreigner and his staunch if somewhat naïve truthfulness.
. And then His Honesty, big American judge, leaned over. And what do you think he said to me,
. ignorant, no . speaking language, six months off a boat, greenhorn foreigner? ‘Young man, I like
. to shake hands with you.’
. And in front of that whole court room, he did.
Probably the most laugh-out-loud chapter concerns the visit of a neighbour shortly after George, now married to Helen, has moved to a farm in rural Pennsylvania. A cohort of his mates helps George renovate the farmhouse. It is a hot day in July and most of them are shirtless and, in George’s case, wearing bathing trunks. George is in the living room feeding a cable up through ceiling to his friend Chalvah the electrician. In spite of Helen’s assurance that no neighbours will call until the curtains are up, there is a knock at the door. ‘My God! A lady! And I’m over seventy-five percent naked.’ George jumps into the nearest hiding place, which happens to be a grandfather clock. Chalvah doesn’t know what has happened to his cable-feeder.
. Chalvah crawls through the hole in the upstairs floor and starts working himself across the living
. room beams. ‘Giorgi?’
. He’s about out to his waist and true he didn’t have no clothes on so far, but there was no need for
. Mrs. Cleevendon to scream. She ought to have known the pants was coming.
Chalvah, now poised between the ceiling beams, tries to make polite conversation with Mrs. Cleevendon and offers her a drink of wine from a bottle on the table, but, if it is possible to add to the awkwardness of the situation, she is teetotal.
. Helena Gerbertovna came in. At last. They began to have lady conversation. Maybe is gonna be O.K.
. everything, I thought to myself. Only too bad they don’t make clocks with a place to sit down.
The ladies fall to discussing antiques and the talk soon turns to the fine grandfather clock. Helen, not knowing that her husband is inside it, goes to show the visitor the signature of the clockmaker on the inside of the case.
. Helena came across the room and threw open the door.
. ‘How do you do,’ I said. I came out. ‘Happened as I was going swimming I noticed this clock was
. running slow. About five minutes. Little adjustment. Be all right.’
After a few more faux pas, including the accidental serving of a cup of hot corn whisky to Mrs. Cleevendon, she hurriedly leaves. George, ever polite, misunderstands when she says that she lost her husband three years ago. “‘I’m very sorry,’ I said. “I hope you find again.”’
Mrs. Cleevendon hurriedly leaves this bizarre household and gets into her car as Helen quickly explains to George that the woman’s husband is dead. ‘My God! You hope she finds again.’
George rushes out to Mrs. Cleevendon’s car.
. She was just pulling out. “Excuse me,” I put my head through the window. “I didn’t know you was a
. widow. What day you like me to come and bring in your wood?”
. “Wood?”
. “Or if somebody has that duty, to plow? Whatever you need.”
. “Plow?”
. “Excuse me. I don’t know just how you make the arrangements here. I never lived on farm before.
. We have habit to work for widows one regular day, but if you have some other system,” I said, “I be
. glad to do my share, however it comes.”
In the end Mrs. Cleevendon warms towards the kind-hearted foreigner and invites him and Helen to dinner the following week.
Although Anything Can Happen concerns an Eastern European immigrant in the United States in the 1920s, with only a little lateral thinking the principles in it can be applied to poor young immigrants of any period in any country. Axiomatic truths in one culture are unheard of in another. As the United States is famously founded and sustained by immigrants, this kind of story has a special resonance there, but European countries, too, have had valuable contributions by newcomers who went from bafflement to comprehension by their own individual routes.
The book ends with an Easter dinner at which the guests are of half a dozen nationalities besides American. Someone proposes a toast to “Home”.
. ‘“I drink with pleasure,” I said. “For Home. Its floor’s the earth; its roof the sky.”’
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Sarah Lawson, a writer and translator, is an eleventh-generation American and a first-generation Londoner.
A New Life for the Riding-Crop-Handle Maker; Sarah Lawson reminds us of a popular account of an immigrant’s experience which has – perhaps undeservedly – fallen out of the public eye
*
*
Now, when our minds are on refugees and immigrants, it is a good time to remember George Papashvily (1898-1978). George arrived – rather appropriately, from Georgia – in 1920s New York to start a new life in the New World. Before he got established in this country where ‘anything can happen’, he had numerous adventures and misadventures. He married Helen Waite, who was already a writer and helped George record his story in his own endearingly faulty English. Anything Can Happen was first published in the US in 1945 and quickly became a minor classic. Their wedding is described in an early chapter and Helen is forever after called Helena Gerbertovna, because her father’s name was apparently Herbert. This Russian patronymic extends to one of Helen’s friends, Kathleen Patrickovna.
George and Helen collaborated on other books, but nothing else quite approached these twenty tales of the decent but hapless Georgian immigrant. Their heart-warming series of stories spoke to an American readership that wanted to hear the success stories of new arrivals. Along the way George notices that ‘everybody is a foreigner. Only difference, some came early and some came late.’
Anything Can Happen opens with the boat arriving in New York harbour. George has spent all his money for food on board the ship and now has nothing to show the immigration officials. Before he can reach them, however, a recent immigrant comes to sell hats to the new arrivals. He persuades George that now as a soon-to-be American resident, he cannot possibly wear his lamb’s wool Georgian hat; no, because real Americans, like train drivers for example, wear these excellent striped caps, and if he wears one of these he will blend right in. So George trades his fine Astrakhan hat for a cheap cotton cap, and the generous cap seller even throws in a dollar.
At an employment agency George is asked what he can do. He specialises in decorative leather-working, in particular crop handles. But his father wisely insisted that he should have a second trade as a back-up, so he also makes swords.
His first job is as a dishwasher in a Russian restaurant. After breaking some glasses and eating some unauthorised caviar, he is homeless and jobless. Camping out for the night in a park, he is awakened by the lights of a stalled car. When George gets it started, the owner offers him a job and a bed for the night. ‘I have lived one whole day in America and – just like they say – America is a country where anything, anything at all can happen.’
The most famous story—or anyway the one I remember most clearly—is ‘Yes, Your Honesty’ about George’s court appearance. He is with some other Eastern European friends on a Sunday when the men decide to pick flowers for their girlfriends. A flowering tree is handy and so the others set about breaking off the branches to make bouquets. George objects that it is public property, but to no avail. He is told to hold a bunch of these flowers just as a policeman approaches and hands out fines for defacing public property. The others decide that it will be cheaper for them to pay the fine than to miss a day’s work, but George maintains that he is innocent and it would be dishonest to admit his guilt and pay the fine. His friend Sergei tells him it’s nothing.
. ‘Nothing! I lived my whole life at home and I was never in trouble. Now I’m six months in
. America and I’m a crook. Nothing, you think? How my father likes to hear such kind of news?
. Arrested. What will our village say? The first man from Kobiankari ever comes in the U.S.A.—
. for what? To go to prison!’
At first he is told to go to a ‘fixer’, a man with knowledge and influence who can sort things out for him. The fixer, hearing that George is in trouble with the police, says, ‘No doubt you’re a foreigner.’
. ‘“In the U.S.A. I am, yes,” I said.’
In court George explains to the judge that he is not guilty of breaking branches, and that his friends all pleaded guilty to avoid losing a day’s pay. The judge asks him why he didn’t do that, too.
. ‘Because if I’m guilty I admit it, but if I’m not guilty, no man gonna make me say I am.
. Just as much a lie to say you guilty when you not as to say you innocent if you did wrong.’
After a few more exchanges the judge sees the basic decency of the young foreigner and his staunch if somewhat naïve truthfulness.
. And then His Honesty, big American judge, leaned over. And what do you think he said to me,
. ignorant, no . speaking language, six months off a boat, greenhorn foreigner? ‘Young man, I like
. to shake hands with you.’
. And in front of that whole court room, he did.
Probably the most laugh-out-loud chapter concerns the visit of a neighbour shortly after George, now married to Helen, has moved to a farm in rural Pennsylvania. A cohort of his mates helps George renovate the farmhouse. It is a hot day in July and most of them are shirtless and, in George’s case, wearing bathing trunks. George is in the living room feeding a cable up through ceiling to his friend Chalvah the electrician. In spite of Helen’s assurance that no neighbours will call until the curtains are up, there is a knock at the door. ‘My God! A lady! And I’m over seventy-five percent naked.’ George jumps into the nearest hiding place, which happens to be a grandfather clock. Chalvah doesn’t know what has happened to his cable-feeder.
. Chalvah crawls through the hole in the upstairs floor and starts working himself across the living
. room beams. ‘Giorgi?’
. He’s about out to his waist and true he didn’t have no clothes on so far, but there was no need for
. Mrs. Cleevendon to scream. She ought to have known the pants was coming.
Chalvah, now poised between the ceiling beams, tries to make polite conversation with Mrs. Cleevendon and offers her a drink of wine from a bottle on the table, but, if it is possible to add to the awkwardness of the situation, she is teetotal.
. Helena Gerbertovna came in. At last. They began to have lady conversation. Maybe is gonna be O.K.
. everything, I thought to myself. Only too bad they don’t make clocks with a place to sit down.
The ladies fall to discussing antiques and the talk soon turns to the fine grandfather clock. Helen, not knowing that her husband is inside it, goes to show the visitor the signature of the clockmaker on the inside of the case.
. Helena came across the room and threw open the door.
. ‘How do you do,’ I said. I came out. ‘Happened as I was going swimming I noticed this clock was
. running slow. About five minutes. Little adjustment. Be all right.’
After a few more faux pas, including the accidental serving of a cup of hot corn whisky to Mrs. Cleevendon, she hurriedly leaves. George, ever polite, misunderstands when she says that she lost her husband three years ago. “‘I’m very sorry,’ I said. “I hope you find again.”’
Mrs. Cleevendon hurriedly leaves this bizarre household and gets into her car as Helen quickly explains to George that the woman’s husband is dead. ‘My God! You hope she finds again.’
George rushes out to Mrs. Cleevendon’s car.
. She was just pulling out. “Excuse me,” I put my head through the window. “I didn’t know you was a
. widow. What day you like me to come and bring in your wood?”
. “Wood?”
. “Or if somebody has that duty, to plow? Whatever you need.”
. “Plow?”
. “Excuse me. I don’t know just how you make the arrangements here. I never lived on farm before.
. We have habit to work for widows one regular day, but if you have some other system,” I said, “I be
. glad to do my share, however it comes.”
In the end Mrs. Cleevendon warms towards the kind-hearted foreigner and invites him and Helen to dinner the following week.
Although Anything Can Happen concerns an Eastern European immigrant in the United States in the 1920s, with only a little lateral thinking the principles in it can be applied to poor young immigrants of any period in any country. Axiomatic truths in one culture are unheard of in another. As the United States is famously founded and sustained by immigrants, this kind of story has a special resonance there, but European countries, too, have had valuable contributions by newcomers who went from bafflement to comprehension by their own individual routes.
The book ends with an Easter dinner at which the guests are of half a dozen nationalities besides American. Someone proposes a toast to “Home”.
. ‘“I drink with pleasure,” I said. “For Home. Its floor’s the earth; its roof the sky.”’
.
Sarah Lawson, a writer and translator, is an eleventh-generation American and a first-generation Londoner.