Poetry review – YES BUT WHAT IS THIS? WHAT EXACTLY? : Stuart Henson finds Ian McMillanâs poetry to be a mix of the good-humoured and the seriously thought-provoking
Yes But What Is This? What Exactly?
Ian McMillan
Smith Doorstop, 2020,
ISBN 978-1-912196-37-1
28pp ÂŁ6.00
Readers of this column, as they say in the broadsheets, will be aware that Iâm something of a fan of Ian McMillan. You know what youâre going to get: humour, compassion, a slant-wise look at the commonplaceâa satisfying mix of wit and grit. This latest, from the indefatigable Smith Doorstop, wonât disappoint his legion of supporters, though the fun has some dark undertones and the imagery drifts on occasions from the intensely recognisable into the positively surreal.
I snap my fingers at Time
Like itâs a waiter
Approaching with soup.
âŠ
Hello, Time. Tell you what:
You are like the fossil
Of a clownâs last laugh.
âŠ
Time passes. It passes.
It passes. It scores.
âŠ
⊠A man walks
A dog past me as I walk through the
Morningâs paper hoop. Time, eh?
All these from the title poem. A tad whimsical maybe, but the eight disconnected sections connect to register something about the ways we experience timeâor time experiences us. Hard to say what it is, exactly, but you know that whatever you make of it, McMillan isnât ⊠wasting your time. His ability to let his imagination go off at tangents is so much part of the charm that Iâm still not sure whether the notion of a man âstuck in a broken evolving doorâ in the following poem, âLighterâ, is in fact a misprint. The image is of a terrace yobbo caught by the match cameras in the act of racially abusing the Brazilian soccer player, Fred. The fan is framed by the âdoorâ, frozen in a shameful moment, âwith a tabloid headline for a soulâ. There are so many resonances, visually and psychologically: the figure trapped by the revolving door, helpless in his ignorance, silent yet animated⊠and unable to evolve beyond his Neanderthal responses. My moneyâs on a missing ârâ but as McMillan urges at the beginning of âThe Newsâ: âYou decide.â
âThe Newsâ is another of those poems where the real and the surreal bleed into each other. The decision weâre asked to make at the outset is whether this item is headline news or merely one of those amusing incidents designed to lighten the mood at the end of a bulletinâso often introduced with the tag âand finallyâŠâ The distinction is, I suspect, rhetorical. To begin with, we follow a Chaplinesque incident in which the speaker gets increasingly entangled in a dog-lead, âone of / Those long ones that stretch / To Doncaster.â The dogâs owner tries to help but only succeeds in drawing him further into an impasse.
⊠We stand, still and still. The dog
Says âWhoâs voting Tory on Thursday?
I know I am!â The lead is so long, so long.
Iâd like to think this is an indictment of those casual vox-pops the news media are fond of introducing at election time to explain the crumbling of the so-called red wall. It could, of course, be an argument against extending the franchise to dogs.
In my experience thereâs always someone out there who knows more about what youâre writing about than you thought. Usually he or she is the first to raise a hand at a reading when the host asks, âRight, then! Any Questions?â So I felt a bit boot-on-the-other-footish when I opened this pamphlet and found my home town up in lights on the first page. âTone Found in Sonnet: a Murder Mysteryâ is one of those verbal squibs that would work nicely as an opener at a gig. It makes fun out of words hidden in other words: âHope found in hoopoeâ, âRouters found in trousersââyou get the idea. It also plays with the headline writerâs favoured âMan found inâŠâ construction. The ubiquitous âmanâ is discovered in âwomanâ, âManchesterâ, âManitobaâ and yes, even in âGodmanchesterâ. (Godmanchesterâaccent on the first syllableâI should explain, is a modest settlement near Huntingdon, inhabited in the first century by the Romans and in the nineteenth and twentieth by generations of both sides of my family. Thereâs a charming Chinese bridge over the river Great Ouse, rebuilt in 1960 by my Grandad⊠Donât get me started!)
As Iâve remarked before, thereâs an element of stand-up in the McMillan skill-set, and we see it here in âAdult Audioâ. Not exactly a mother-in-law joke, but one of those gently amused observations of the frailties of ageing in which
My mother-in-law presses a button on the remote
Or should I say, I meant to say, she presses
The wrong button on the remote. Right remote,
Wrong button and audio comes on. The word
AUDIO loud across the screen. The grandchildren
Sit like chess pieces. âADULT!â my mother-in-law
Shouts, âADULT! IâVE SWITCHED ON ADULT!â
Thereâs always a bit more than comedy, though. Look at that simile that catches the embarrassed grandchildren trying not to laugh, and the shout-out capitals. The point is to do with the way words slip, slide, decay with imprecision. And there is a good gag at the end, which I wonât spoil.
It wouldnât be Ian McMillan without a footie story too. This time weâre not at Oakwell but in a train passing one of those âgrass rootsâ matches that spill out over parks and playing fields everywhereâwhen weâre not locked down.
A bloke who looks like he is made of mud
Boots the ball so hard that the air,
The very air it travels through, almost breaks.
The moment of the goal. The vector of the ballâs flight. Who else could express the ecstasy so perfectly? âA goal is a memory you always knew youâd have / Even before the goal was scored.â Itâs a thing you either understand or you donât. Some of his fellow-passengers donâtâobviously.
I stand and whoop and the trainâs dullards
Stare at me like Iâm a cave-painting come to life.
There you go: the demotic âlikeâ, and the canny choice of âa cave-paintingâ for the simile. Thatâs art that conceals art.
The best thing about McMillan is that just when youâve relaxed into a state of good-humoured enjoyment he hits you with something graver and more thought-provoking. âThree Flat Caps at the Bottom of the Stairsâ is a bitter-tasting elegy for âMen dropped at the speed of dropped kecks / Down a hole in the ground to land lamplit / And gasping.â Itâs to the countryâs lasting shame that the miners were treated so high-handedly in the Thatcher era, and McMillan uses the poem to redress that deficit of respect. The three caps remain on their hooks years after their owner has gone, and we are asked, quietly, to take one and âlisten carefully: his breathing⊠like rain / On the bratish roof of a shedâŠâ But we are cautioned: âDonât ever / Put it on. Donât let the grandkids put it on. / This is as important a cultural artefact / As that statue of Churchill or the Queenâs head // You lick the back of every time / You send a card to a grieving widow.â
Iâm interested in the way he deploys the pronoun âyouâ at the end of this poem. Itâs not, I think, a synonym for the posh âoneâ. It feels accusatory, angry. Who has been licking the backside of the establishment? Stamps are self-adhesive nowadays. Letâs hope it wasnât us.
One of the craftiest pieces in this short selection is the enigmatic âSummer Dreams Ripped at the Seamsâ â the title, I guess, a never-such-innocence-again nod to the pre-digital world of Danny Zucko and the Pink Ladies. Both parts of the poem involve the recording and posting of video clipsâthe twenty-first centuryâs instant cinema. Hereâs the second in its entirety:
A white van groans to a halt at 06.05
And a young man rushes to the back,
Creaks open the doors and two girls
In sunglasses and dollâs clothing tumble out
And begin to dance to no music but the music
Of birdsong. The young man films the girls
And one of them grabs an empty bottle
From the gutter, bursts into spluttering song
Using the bottle as a microphone.
The young man shares the film, his phone
Reflected in those dark, dark lenses.
See how the poetry lurks in that repetition in the last lineâthe paired lenses, the inscrutabilityâand maybe in the birdsong. And that dead-pan description: the McMillan observing eye at its sharpest. You couldnât make it up. Or could you?
London Grip Poetry Review – Ian McMillan
January 29, 2021
Poetry review – YES BUT WHAT IS THIS? WHAT EXACTLY? : Stuart Henson finds Ian McMillanâs poetry to be a mix of the good-humoured and the seriously thought-provoking
Readers of this column, as they say in the broadsheets, will be aware that Iâm something of a fan of Ian McMillan. You know what youâre going to get: humour, compassion, a slant-wise look at the commonplaceâa satisfying mix of wit and grit. This latest, from the indefatigable Smith Doorstop, wonât disappoint his legion of supporters, though the fun has some dark undertones and the imagery drifts on occasions from the intensely recognisable into the positively surreal.
All these from the title poem. A tad whimsical maybe, but the eight disconnected sections connect to register something about the ways we experience timeâor time experiences us. Hard to say what it is, exactly, but you know that whatever you make of it, McMillan isnât ⊠wasting your time. His ability to let his imagination go off at tangents is so much part of the charm that Iâm still not sure whether the notion of a man âstuck in a broken evolving doorâ in the following poem, âLighterâ, is in fact a misprint. The image is of a terrace yobbo caught by the match cameras in the act of racially abusing the Brazilian soccer player, Fred. The fan is framed by the âdoorâ, frozen in a shameful moment, âwith a tabloid headline for a soulâ. There are so many resonances, visually and psychologically: the figure trapped by the revolving door, helpless in his ignorance, silent yet animated⊠and unable to evolve beyond his Neanderthal responses. My moneyâs on a missing ârâ but as McMillan urges at the beginning of âThe Newsâ: âYou decide.â
âThe Newsâ is another of those poems where the real and the surreal bleed into each other. The decision weâre asked to make at the outset is whether this item is headline news or merely one of those amusing incidents designed to lighten the mood at the end of a bulletinâso often introduced with the tag âand finallyâŠâ The distinction is, I suspect, rhetorical. To begin with, we follow a Chaplinesque incident in which the speaker gets increasingly entangled in a dog-lead, âone of / Those long ones that stretch / To Doncaster.â The dogâs owner tries to help but only succeeds in drawing him further into an impasse.
Iâd like to think this is an indictment of those casual vox-pops the news media are fond of introducing at election time to explain the crumbling of the so-called red wall. It could, of course, be an argument against extending the franchise to dogs.
In my experience thereâs always someone out there who knows more about what youâre writing about than you thought. Usually he or she is the first to raise a hand at a reading when the host asks, âRight, then! Any Questions?â So I felt a bit boot-on-the-other-footish when I opened this pamphlet and found my home town up in lights on the first page. âTone Found in Sonnet: a Murder Mysteryâ is one of those verbal squibs that would work nicely as an opener at a gig. It makes fun out of words hidden in other words: âHope found in hoopoeâ, âRouters found in trousersââyou get the idea. It also plays with the headline writerâs favoured âMan found inâŠâ construction. The ubiquitous âmanâ is discovered in âwomanâ, âManchesterâ, âManitobaâ and yes, even in âGodmanchesterâ. (Godmanchesterâaccent on the first syllableâI should explain, is a modest settlement near Huntingdon, inhabited in the first century by the Romans and in the nineteenth and twentieth by generations of both sides of my family. Thereâs a charming Chinese bridge over the river Great Ouse, rebuilt in 1960 by my Grandad⊠Donât get me started!)
As Iâve remarked before, thereâs an element of stand-up in the McMillan skill-set, and we see it here in âAdult Audioâ. Not exactly a mother-in-law joke, but one of those gently amused observations of the frailties of ageing in which
Thereâs always a bit more than comedy, though. Look at that simile that catches the embarrassed grandchildren trying not to laugh, and the shout-out capitals. The point is to do with the way words slip, slide, decay with imprecision. And there is a good gag at the end, which I wonât spoil.
It wouldnât be Ian McMillan without a footie story too. This time weâre not at Oakwell but in a train passing one of those âgrass rootsâ matches that spill out over parks and playing fields everywhereâwhen weâre not locked down.
The moment of the goal. The vector of the ballâs flight. Who else could express the ecstasy so perfectly? âA goal is a memory you always knew youâd have / Even before the goal was scored.â Itâs a thing you either understand or you donât. Some of his fellow-passengers donâtâobviously.
There you go: the demotic âlikeâ, and the canny choice of âa cave-paintingâ for the simile. Thatâs art that conceals art.
The best thing about McMillan is that just when youâve relaxed into a state of good-humoured enjoyment he hits you with something graver and more thought-provoking. âThree Flat Caps at the Bottom of the Stairsâ is a bitter-tasting elegy for âMen dropped at the speed of dropped kecks / Down a hole in the ground to land lamplit / And gasping.â Itâs to the countryâs lasting shame that the miners were treated so high-handedly in the Thatcher era, and McMillan uses the poem to redress that deficit of respect. The three caps remain on their hooks years after their owner has gone, and we are asked, quietly, to take one and âlisten carefully: his breathing⊠like rain / On the bratish roof of a shedâŠâ But we are cautioned: âDonât ever / Put it on. Donât let the grandkids put it on. / This is as important a cultural artefact / As that statue of Churchill or the Queenâs head // You lick the back of every time / You send a card to a grieving widow.â
Iâm interested in the way he deploys the pronoun âyouâ at the end of this poem. Itâs not, I think, a synonym for the posh âoneâ. It feels accusatory, angry. Who has been licking the backside of the establishment? Stamps are self-adhesive nowadays. Letâs hope it wasnât us.
One of the craftiest pieces in this short selection is the enigmatic âSummer Dreams Ripped at the Seamsâ â the title, I guess, a never-such-innocence-again nod to the pre-digital world of Danny Zucko and the Pink Ladies. Both parts of the poem involve the recording and posting of video clipsâthe twenty-first centuryâs instant cinema. Hereâs the second in its entirety:
See how the poetry lurks in that repetition in the last lineâthe paired lenses, the inscrutabilityâand maybe in the birdsong. And that dead-pan description: the McMillan observing eye at its sharpest. You couldnât make it up. Or could you?