London Grip Poetry Review – Paul Tanner

Poetry Review – Shop TALK: Paul Tanner’s  poetic accounts of life as a shop worker are vivid, uncompromising and ultimately uncomfortable

Paul Tanner
Penniless Press
ISBN 978 1 913144 10 4
144 pp     £8.95


Paul Tanner has two poems in the latest issue of London Grip New Poetry. Both of them rather accurately probe the gap that sometimes exists between well-meaning (but relatively well-off) left-wing voters and the real people whose theoretical interests they campaign for. Tanner’s book is more concerned with how working people – who might be expected to show mutual solidarity – often choose to make life difficult for one another. The specific setting for the poems is a large supermarket and the collection is largely a catalogue of the ways in which customers can wear down the shop staff with their complaints and impossible requests. The book’s cover features a Tesco employee’s badge in which the shop-worker’s name is replaced by the word ‘Punchbag’.

The tone throughout is one of grim humour and one can imagine the poems being delivered pretty effectively as performance pieces. If the line and stanza breaks are anything to go by, Tanner has a good sense of timing and how to pace and place a telling punch line. But the accumulation of stories about rudeness, stubbornness and irrationality does not make for cheerfulness. The stories are mostly presented so that the fault lies only with the customer – or sometimes with management – and this could have the effect of weakening Tanner’s case for sympathy. But the book might also nudge readers into reflecting on about the way they may, on occasion, have spoken to shop assistants or call centre staff.

If we assume that the poems are based on actual incidents then some examples of gratuitous rudeness are astonishing

the customer said my stubble was off-putting

the next time I saw him I’d shaved
but he still wasn’t happy:
broken out a bit, he said,
pointing at my spotty neck

The examples of stubbornness are a bit less surprising since most of us have persisted in defying our own better judgment after weighing up the merits and drawbacks of a garment on special offer…

... then they buy it anyway
knowing it won’t fit
knowing they’ll bring it back again tomorrow

And you know 
you’ll have to argue with them again
because there’s no refunds on sale items

Tanner catches the sense of powerlessness hanging round the neck of the frontline employee caught between management and client. Versions of the following dialogue go through an indefinite number of cycles with minimal variation

he said
you shouldn’t charge these prices
I said
I don’t decide the prices
he said
I know. I’m just giving you feedback
I said
but what can I do with that feedback
If I don’t make any decisions?

Alongside the rudeness and repetitive grumbles there are a few lighter examples of eccentric rather than offensive behaviour

I was wheeling my cage of stock out
onto the shop floor
when he first approached me.

I built it, he declared, I built this building!

The customer then embarks on a hard-luck story about being unfairly fired by the construction company and then supplies a perfect straight-man’s feed-line by asking where the exit is.

where you built it, I told him

his face contorted
as he wrestled with the appropriate response

good luck to him:
I’ve been trying to leave for years.

Tanner gives an interesting example of how the immediacy of a concern can magnify or diminish its perceived importance. Some of us have the luxury of enough time to indulge the dubious pleasure reading a newspaper each day and worrying about large, but relatively remote, political issues; but there are others who find such global anxieties irrelevant because

The American president doesn’t come into the shop
2 minutes before closing to pick a fight

The American president doesn’t call me a sell-out
For charging him 5p for a bag

The persistently angry tone of the poems spills over onto the back cover of the book where there are (spurious) negative reviews along the lines of ‘I want more pages! I’m a loyal reader! I pay your wages! – A. Victim’. In contrast to Mr (or Ms) Victim, I would respectfully suggest that what this book needs is fewer pages. It is around twice the length of a typical collection and there is too little variation between the poems which pile up like concrete blocks in a brutalist building. The best of what is on offer here would have made a very good chapbook; but the reporting of similar incidents (all packaged in a similar style) becomes in the end more daunting than impressive. I believe, however, Tanner is making a serious point about a society which encourages people to think of themselves as entitled consumers with the right to be contemptuous of anyone who is currently serving them. (I have heard recently of threatening behaviour towards counter staff occurring in shops regarding themselves as much more upmarket than a big-box superstore.) This book should remind us that that – while we may have a certain amount of power when we are the customer – therewill always be situations in which we are the ones in a position to be bullied. One might hope that this realisation would generate some empathy: but Tanner’s poems accurately portray a contrary tendency to compensate for one’s own rough treatment by being aggressive when one gets the chance.

As I indicated earlier, these poems are – in their idiosyncratic way – well-crafted and display originality in their use of language. Now that Tanner has ploughed this particular furrow pretty long and deep it is to be hoped that he will apply his attention and his talents to other topics which will allow him to experiment with different moods and styles.

Michael Bartholomew-Biggs